Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Valice- Xmas Post??

Are we still writing the Xmas Post?
If yes, we could try to comment at least the first parts here, because we need to know them all before we can start writing the second one...

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Valice- Still in the Interrogation Room

"So", Valice grinned. "Looks like finally everything goes according the plan. That's almost as shocking as having a plan at all!"
Chione laughed and then she opened the door to the interrogation room. Skulduggery and China were sitting on chairs, the Unnamed's follower was sitting on their opposite. Requiem was standing behin him, the otheres were standing or sitting on tables.
"Ah, here they come!", Duck said. "Coffee!"
"Black for Saracen, Misti, Duck, China and Valkyrie, with milk for Requiem...", Valice gave them their coffee.
"...Sam, Swik, Dynasty, Valice, whatever your name is and me, milk and sugar for Dexter!", Chione continued.
"And none for you", Valice said to the Unnamed's follower.
"What's your name, anyway?", she asked and turned to Dynasty. "Do we know that yet?"
"No, we don't. Until now he hasn't said anything helpful. Just that he loves China and how he's gonna get killed."
"He looks like a Dirk, don't you think? This nose- it's a Dirk-nose!", Sam said.
"It is", Mistical said. "So Dirk, why don't you tell us something helpful?"
"We already know where the Unnamed is", Skulduggery said. "So we're going to attack soon anyway. And we'll win. Maybe we haven't yet, and maybe we won't win next time either, but one day we will!"
"That's what you should know about us", Saracen said. "Now let's talk about you. There's a nice cell waitng for you, you know? You won't be joining the fights anymore. And the Unnamed's gonna kill you anyway, no matter if you talk to us or not, just because we caught you.So maybe it's time to change the side. You don't want to die, Dirk!"
Dirk didn't say anything.
"So you're cool with us calling you Dirk? Or do you wanna tell us your real name?", Dexter asked.
Still, Dirk didn't say anything, he was starring at China.
She sighed and put her hand on his.
"What's yor name, sweetheart?"
"I- I don't know... The Unnamed doesn't allow us to have names. But... I kinda like Dirk!"
Everyone laughed and China smiled. "That's lovely, dear! And I have to apologize for my friends here, they were very rude. We don't want to threaten you- we want to help you!"
"Yeah, right, what she said...", Dynasty said.
Valice grinned and China continued.
"What's the Unname's plan, love? He's mean, he doesn't care about you. But I do, I really do care about you. And if you help me I'll help you."
She smiled again and he whispered: "I love you..."
Her eyes widened and from one moment to the other she looked like the happiest woman in the world.
"She's good", Valice whispered and Chione nodded.
"The desolation machine!", Dirk suddenly screamed. "He has the desolation machine..."
The woman no one knew the name of dropped her coffee. 

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Dynasty - Xmas Post!

As u may all know the Christmas season is beginning!!! :D YAY!!!
I hope you's all have lots and lots of fun on Christmas day and I am glad to have met you's through this blog. And I'd just like to point out that the Unnamed has returned blog will be going on a little holiday from 22nd December 2013 till 1st of January 2014.
But until then let's enjoy this blog and I would like to know whether you would like to do a Christmas post where Dynasty, Valice, Duck, Mistical, Sam, and Chione! Sorry if I've forgot u and I include you's to. 
 This post will be away from the storyline of the UNNAMED HAS RETURNED and will be a lovley Christmas day and we will all write it. We will come up with a plot and it MUST be done for 20th - 22nd December. 
So comment your ideas and we'll start writing. Btw this does not mean u cannot write posts about the Unnamed. 
So comment your ideas! ;D
Let me know if it's a good idea. 
Dynasty.

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

Dynasty - Interagation

They entered the room. There he was. 
"Talk. Now." said Dynasty and Skulduggery. 
"Jinx touch wood." 
Dynasty raced over to a wooden board and touched it. 
"What the..." 
"Haha you cannot talk until someone ses your name!" 
"Skulduggery." said Valice smiling.
Dynasty gave her a dirty look and shut up. 
The minion of the unnamed didn't talk. 
"I'm getting China." said Mistical. 
"I'll come with." said Dynasty. 
Dynasty and Mistical walked out the room and randomly started talking about skittles. 
Duck stepped forward. 
"I'd talk if I were you."
The minion eyed him but did not talk. 
"She'll make him talk." she said lowly. 
"And what will she do about it eh?"
He was a cockney. 
"She'll torture you until you speak." said Valkyrie. 
"Don't think you'll like that." said Sam. 
Dynasty, Mistical and China returned and the Minions eyes widened but he still didn't speak. 
China tapped a symbol on her body and the man fell of the chair in agony. 
"OK! OK! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!?" 
"Ah this is better." 
And he began. 

Sorry if it aint good :(

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

The Unnamed- Planning Problems

"Sorry to disturb you sir, but where did you tell me to stand guard?"
"For the last time, over there by the gate! You're lucky I've killed too many people today, because if I hadn't..."
The timid follower scampered off at a quick pace before the Unnamed could finish his threat and took up position with another three guards. Ordering his followers around with just hand signals was far too complicated for these imbeciles so the Unnamed reckoned that yelling at them was a much better way of communicating is commands. Some of his other followers were moving crates and boxes, others were carefully carrying heavy machinery, and another group were having what seemed to be a coffee break. "I'll have to have a word with those guys," thought the Unnamed, "a word of death! Ha ha ha... no, that isn't really that funny at all." He just frowned, turned around, and walked inside.
The building he had set up as his new hideout was just on the outskirts of Roarhaven. It was a small, castle like building that was used during the war with Mevolent. The Unnamed had completely missed all that, what with being dead and all. It would have being fun working with Mevolent and then stabbing him in the back once the war was won with his help.
Lord Vile was standing motionless behind a desk on a small, circular stage in the middle of the room. The Unnamed strolled up to meet him and stood on the other side of the desk.
"So how's life?" asked the Unnamed.
Lord Vile was obviously not in the mood for talking, like he always is, and he produced from behind his back a role of blue paper.
"Ah, yes. The blueprints to my devious plan."
Lord Vile just stared at him.
"Okay then, our devious plan."
Second went by.
"Fine, your devious plan. Are you happy now?"
It was actually the Unnamed's plan but Lord Vile seemed happy, if it was possible for him to seem happy. Lord Vile stared at him for a moment but then placed the blueprints on the desk in between them both and pointed at a section of it.
"The Desolation Engine," said the Unnamed, "I sent a few of my followers to retrieve it from the bottom of the sea after Mr Renn saved everyone from it. The other one, I have being told, was destroyed by officials after the Dublin Sanctuary blew up. What about it?"
A few hand gestures were made by Lord Vile, they were vague but simple when put into context.
"Yes, it did blow up but the Engine still stays intact after it goes off. It has being used twice after all. If you want proof, just wait a couple of minutes for the search team to return, then you'll see it for yourself."
Lord Vile seemed satisfied, but then pointed to another part of the blueprint.
"Yeah, that's the perfect place to put it. She is always in the Sanctuary and if she isn't, she would be around Mr Pleasant and Miss Cain or, if we're really lucky, those band of misfits who cut my head off."
Vile crossed his arms, signalling he disagrees with something.
"What? What is it?" asked the Unnamed but then he quickly realised. "Oh, do you like our bomber-y do you? Is that it? Are you in love with the person who we'll strap the Desolation Engine to?"
There was no answer, verbal or physical, from Vile. The Unnamed took that as a yes.
"I can't blame you for that, really. I just assumed someone like you would be more... resistant. Anyway, moving on. Care to point out any more problems you have with your perfect blueprints?"
Lord Vile put up a single finger, then turn the blueprint over. On the other side was written a single phrase: Awesome Plan - Part 2.
"That's the only part that's wrong with the plan, no part two," said the Unnamed, "I haven't actually thought of it yet, but once we get into the remains of the Repository and we gather up some of the most deadliest objects known to sorcerers then I will. With that equipment, your infinite power of Necromancy, and my great knowledge of the language of magic, we will undoubtedly have the ability to murder every single sorcerer on the face of this planet, apart from you and me, and we will be rulers of the mortals!"
Lord Vile stood there.
"Look, it's a work in progress. Now, If you'll excuse me, I have some coffee drinkers to execute."


Right, so that's the Unnamed's vague plan.
He does seem to be overly positive and happy but after all the decapitation part I thought it would still suite his character. Beside, I like writing happy joking people.
And if you're wondering if there is a paradox with both Skulduggery and Vile in the story now, don't fear. Just think of it like at the end of Mortal Coil.

Thursday, 7 November 2013

Sam Night - New follower?


“Ah I’m so bored!” said Mistical, “Walking around in a large circle listening for something suspicious is so BORING!”
“Yeah well if you find it boring then your obviously not focussed on finding them” said Sam
“I am, it’s just so boring, this for me is just like sitting still”
“But we’re walking”
“Yes and at a very slow pace”
“If we run around the place your likely to miss something”
Mistical grumbled something, “It’s still boring”
“I didn’t say that it wasn’t” said Sam, “And shouldn’t you be looking out for the Unnamed not listening to a conversation with me”
“I’m listening to you and listening out of the Unnamed”
Sam gave Mistical a look that said that he want sure that that was true
“I can listen to more than one thing at a time. It’s like you listening to me and to the birds tweeting, it’s not difficult” said Mistical
“But the birds aren’t tweeting” replied Sam observently
“Yeah that’s because it’s Roarhaven and there are only crows that squawk”
“But the crows aren’t squawking”
“That’s the point” said Mistical quietly
“What? Do you mean there’s a rat tail?” asked Sam quietly
“Yes I do. We have a tailer” said Mistical, “You can check for yourself but be casual about it”
“Sure” said Sam then he stretched his arms out, feeling the air then put his arm around Mistical and put his head right next to her ear “Your right there’s a tailer. I only sense one, is that right?”
“Yes only one” said Mistical then she giggled, Mistical was putting on an act for the person tailing them.
“How long have they been tailing us?” asked Sam
“They’ve been tailing us for a little now, but I couldn’t tell that they were tailing us till just now because of the pace that we were walking at”
“Have they contacted anyone?”
“No, not from what I can tell”
“Well that’s good at least. Do you know what there waiting for?”
Mistical shrugged, “Don-no, but there keeping their distance so if they’re going to attack soon then it’s going to be a ranged attack. Otherwise they’ll have to get closer”
“Right” said Sam “Anything else that I should know?”
“Na I don’t think so”
“We should warn the others”
“It’ll look suspicious”
“Not if my mobile rings first” said Sam with a sly grin.
“Ok hot shot then how are we going to do that” asked Mistical smiling
“Simple you press speed dial and dial my mobile, then when we make it look like I answer it when in fact I decline it and call someone else” explained Sam
“Neat, who are you gona call? Couse I recommend calling someone with the Irish Sanctuary agents, because someone could be tailing Requiem and Sadia”
“Ok but isn’t that a reason to call Requiem?”
“Na, if she has someone tailing her she’ll be likely to notice and when we pass she can read out minds and find out that someone is tailing us, or she can sense the mind of the person that’s tailing us”
“Ah yeah that’s a good idea, but I’ll get someone else to call her just in case”
“fair enough” said Mistical, she then slipped her hand under her coat and reached for her mobile in one of her back pouches. She grabbed the mobile but made it look like she was scratching her back. “Ok speed dial away” said Mistical then called Sam. Sam’s mobile started playing the Sherlock theme song. Sam pulled out his phone then held it up in front of him
“Hey look it’s Jerry!” said Sam loud enough for the spy to hear. Sam quickly denied the call and called the fist persons number that came up, it was Duck’s. Sam put the mobile to his ear.
“Hey Jerry” he said into the dialling phone, “Long time no see how are you? … that’s great” While Sam was having a fake conisation with this none existent Jerry, Mistical pretended to scratch her back again and put her mobile back.
“Oh so you’re doing golf now! Cool! That sounds like so much fun!”
“Uh I’m sorry what?” asked Duck answering the call
“Hey It’s Sam, we have a tailer on us” said Sam quickly and quietly
“A tailer?” asked Duck
“A stalker”
“A stalker”
“A follower”
“A follower!”
“Yes. We don’t know for sure if there one of the Unnamed people. Currently there keeping their distance and we’re assuming that they think we haven’t noticed them”
“Really? How many are following you?” asked Duck
“Just one, and we don’t think they have contacted anyone else” said Sam, Sam then gave a sudden laugh, “Oh that’s great Jerry!”
“What? Why did you call me Jerry, and what’s so funny?” asked Duck sounding confused
“Sorry Just keeping that tailer occupied and making sure that they think we haven’t noticed them yet” said Sam
“Oh right. Ok then, have you called anyone else?”
“No, and you’re going to need to contact everyone else because it’ll look suspicious if I’m on the phone too long”
“Right” said Duck, “Can do. So have you found anything yet?”
“No I don’t think we have” said Sam, Sam glanced at Mistical and she shook her head, “No we’ve found nothing so far”
“Ok then, Uh anything else that you need to tell me?” asked Duck
“No nothing other than you have to call at least one person in every group, just give them the head’s up”
“Ok got it. Bye”
“Ok bye, we’ll get in contact if we have anything else to report”
“Ok then. See ya” said Duck ending the call.
“Oh that just great Jerry. Hey look buddy I’ve gota go I’m on a walk with my girlfriend and I’ve neglected her long enough … yeah see ya” said Sam and put his phone away.  
“Good well that’s settled” said Mistical
“Yeah … Hey Misti does this mean that I have a new follower?” asked Sam grinning and jerking his head casually towards the person tailing them.






I'm enjoying  making follower/stalker jokes it's amusing. I hope this heated the action a bit.
*In news reporters voice*
"And now let's check out the other groups and see if they have found anything other than new followers"

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Valice- The Irish Detectives

The Irish Sanctuary was an ugly building- so much darker than the Australian one.
But Valice didn't care about buildings anyway, the five people standing in front of it were so much more intersting.
A girl who looked like she was her age, Valkyrie Cain, the man next to her was Skulduggery Pleasant of course and next to him stood two good-looking men Valice identified as Dexter Vex and Saracen Rue. She had no idea who the woman next to them was, but she looked like she had just stepped into dog poop or something.
Even her voice sounded like it. "So you are from the Australian Sanctuary?"
"What's wrong with us?", Duck asked.
"Well, there's nothing wrong with you, but your companions here- they're only kids!"
Valice looked at the woman, then at Valkyrie and asked: "What?"
"Aren't you a bit young?", the woman asked.
"I'm sixteen, just one year younger than Detective Cain. So if you don't have anything helpful to say- why don't you just shut it?", Valice said angrily.
Detective Pleasant laughed and the others grinned. Well, apart from the woman who looked angry but didn't response.
"So who are you?", he asked.
"I'm Valice."
"Duck."
"Dynasty, hi!"
"Chione."
"If you don't know who I am I'm gonna leave now and never come back!", Fletcher said.
Skulduggery ignored Fletcher and answered: "Well, nice to meet you. I'm Skulduggery, you obviously already know my partner here, next to me we have Dexter Vex and Saracen Rue and I have absolutly no idea what's her name." He nodded to the woman and she blushed.
"Well then, what has happened so far?"